Mindlessly boring... But if you want to get your juices running before you jump on your other half who quite frankly no longer enjoys foreplay.. Just wham bam thank you ma'am... This will definitely do the trick! Read a few pages of the erotic parts where her clit is being rubbed expertly by Mr Grey.. Guaranteed you will have your release before your partner... Not the other way as per usual..
Other than that... Seriously do give this book a miss... I've skipped so many pages of her 'erotic' fantasy for a few chapters now ,
Sigh!! Guess that's it for my light reading before bed. Porn anyone? ;p