Dear annoying mothers with child/ren,
Fair enough you have a kid but seriously, don't try to force the notion of 'I have a child, you should too' down my throat.
I really feel for us childless people out there, either by choice or just unable to conceive.
So please take a moment to think before starting conversations with 'when are you having a child?' Or worst still from the older generation 'you aren't getting any younger, shouldn't you start thinking about having a child?'
The next older person who starts this conversation with me will get a 'you aren't going to live forever, have you bought a coffin yet?' ;p
and to those smug mothers who have to deal with tantrum children, excuse me while I pack my bags for a weekend away in Europe. I'll send you a postcard!
Cheers,
Xx